gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

(via latula-radglare)


theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via latula-radglare)


zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via owlberta)


the-other221b:

cantpronounce:

perlockholmes:

I’m sorry but what is that promo picture even??

Yes WHAT IS IT

In that last one I feel like he is about to lick John’s ear.

(via can-u-not-my-wayward-son)


itsianbaron:

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving


That is heaven

itsianbaron:

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

That is heaven

(via deliriouslysleepy)



shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

image

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madamecuratrix:

lelaid:

Christian Dior Haute Couture, Spring/Summer 2006

One of my favorite of all haute couture collections. Inspired by the French Revolution. John Galliano brilliantly interprets the blood, violence, and chaos of that time period in his designs.

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trenzawar:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN  DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN

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j1mble-fallen-angel:

jamespmberry:

isagrimorie:

thatfrenchman:

Horns - trailer

So everyone has seen this Horns trailer that was posted over the weekend, right? I’ll be damned if post-Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent is… kind of a badass? 

OMG. Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent.

And scruffy.

YAAAAASSSSS

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

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